Welcome to the nutty world of Roseanne

Welcome to Roseanne World: “IMPEACH THE PRESIDENT AND THE VICE PRESIDENT, THEY ARE TRAITORS TO AMERICA, AND SO ARE ALL OF THEIR SUPPORTERS. IMPEACH! ANYONE IN CONGRESS WHO REFUSES TO SAVE OUR UNION FROM THESE TRAITORS BY DOING NOTHING NEEDS TO BE RECALLED. SAVE OUR TROOPS!!! SAVE OUR SCHOOLS AND HOSPITALS AND JOBS. FEED OUR HUNGRY AND POOR! SAVE THE DROWNING PEOPLE IN NEW ORLEANS! ANYONE WHO MENTIONS PARIS HILTON ONE MORE TIME MUST DIE!”

Anyone that from this day forward publishes political statements from airheads like Roseanne and Rosie should be sentenced to daily seminars opened by Roseanne singing the Star Spangle Banner. There will be daily guest star appearances by people like Michale Moore, Hugo Chavez, Al Gore, a Mao séance, Putin etc. The program will end with a brainwashing by either Al Gore speaking on Global Warming or Tom Cruise speaking on Scientology. After completing this daily program each inmate will get their very own psychological critique from Ann Caulter. They then will go back to their padded cells to sleep to the lyrics of the the rolling stones “Satisfaction” (I can’t got no - satisfaction).