The four horsemen of the British Methodists

FrontPage Magazine: “Last Easter, the then president of the British Methodist Church preached not about the Resurrection but about the ugly threat of Global Warming, with the United States as the chief climate culprit. Referencing the Garden of Eden, the Rev. Tom Stuckey bemoaned that the world had gone from a “a place of cool shade” to a “polluted paradise lost; a savage wilderness of terror, fear and insecurity,” over which “hangs the threat of further global warming and ecological disaster,” whose “first victims” will again be poor Africans and Asians.

Pastor Stuckey described the four horseman of the apocalypse in stark political terms. The white horse is “imperialism - some would say American globalization,” the fiery red horse is “military invasion and terrorist atrocity” the black horse is plague, and the pale horse is “carbon emissions that will blot out the light of the sun.” “

“The British Methodists have started their own “Operation Noah” to stave off Global Warming. Their churches may be emptying, but at least they might be saved from the apocalyptic white horse of American imperialism and the pale horse of carbon emissions.”

Hahahahahahahaha. I have heard everything now. What a bunch of total loones. Rev Stuckey’s preaching sounds like it is the Bible defined by Homer Simpson. By the way Rev Stuckey, if carbon emissions actually blotted out the light of the sun you would have global cooling not warming. You might stick to preaching what it says in the Bible, then again, with your interpretation of passages in the Bible you might be better off just writing Homer’s Bible Commentary.