Money Won’t Supply Your Soup Spoon" by The Mogambo Guru

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FSO Editorials: “Money Won’t Supply Your Soup Spoon” by The Mogambo Guru 09/14/2007: “The good news is that they ‘offered a few more suggestions’ about lessons they learned the last time the Federal Reserve acted like a bunch of buttheads and created the Great Depression by creating too much money and credit:

1. We hope you can sell that foreign car you spent too much money for.
2. Get a good pair of shoes as you will need them to walk from place to place while begging for the jobs you sent overseas. ‘
3. Obtain good negotiating skills, as you will have to go low enough to displace foreigners you have let in to our country illegally because everyone wanted to profit from under-priced labor. 4. Eat right. You don’t think a hospital will waste resources on anyone over 50 do you? They did not back then!’ The funniest and most practical advice was: ‘
5. Obtain a favorite cup and spoon, because even at the soup kitchens of the 1930s, you had to bring your own.’”

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Date posted: Monday, September 17th, 2007 4:04 pm | Under category: The greedy, economy, satire
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