Al Gore Opens Mouth, Increases Carbon Footprint
Selwyn Duke — Al Gore Opens Mouth, Increases Carbon Footprint: “Obviously energized by the crowd, Mr. Gore expanded on his election thesis, stating there was ‘no doubt’ in his mind that he would be president today if only the world were a colder place. He further stated that if he had been living during the Cryogenian Period, he would have been king of the world.
Then, seemingly lost in thought, Mr. Gore stared blankly into space and plaintively opined, ‘Then they’d be dating time from my birth.’“
Mr. Gore emphasized his long history of combating rising temperatures.
“When I was a boy, I was always the first one to run to the Good Humor truck, and my favorite comic book character was Mr. Freeze. And, really, I was never a beach person,” said Gore. “Just ask anyone who knew me back then – anyone. They’ll all say that if Al could be described in one word, it would be “cold.”
Does this sound like the words of a rational man?
Date posted: Monday, December 17th, 2007 2:39 pm | Under category: al gore, global warming, looney
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Is this a joke or did he really say all that? If he really said that, then I say that not only is he insane, everyone who listens to this loon without protesting must be smoking something reeeeaaally bad. The funny thing is that Mr. Al Go.. Cold not only gets away with this kind of blatantly arrogant bull, he also manages to make a fortune out of it, even charging £3,300 per minute in one case that I read about in a Daily Mail article.
It’s outrageous how they keep allowing this mentally ill maniac running around freely and lying in our faces. But then again, that’s what makes him a politician.
After reading it again I suppose it is satire.
Just the fact that we might believe Al Gore actually could say something like this speaks of our view of Al Gore’s sanity.
I read that Gore made $100 million over the last seven years on his nonsense.
Yeah, I thought it had to be satire. Especially because of that line “Mr. Gore stared blankly into space and plaintively opined, ‘Then they’d be dating time from my birth.’”, haha. Congrats, Mr Duke. Proves how easy it is to fool people.
The problem is these days you don’t know whether something is satire or not anymore. So maybe the people at News with Views should consider creating some label so we can still make a distinction when in doubt, especially if it has anything to do with climate change. On the other hand, perhaps I’m just cynical. But most likely, it’s got to be both.
I think Al Cold was taught by Bill Hilton how to make money on giving speeches. The latter has been doing that too since he left the White House. I suppose many powerful and influential people make money giving speeches though Al Cold is probably one of the most successful people in this business.