The complete history and future of Algoreism

Al Gore apparently lost his marbles after his loss to George Bush in the Presidential election. I hear he then went into his basement and found some old slides and found a purpose for his life putting together this junk science snake oil presentation. For that effort he got awarded the Nobel Peace prize that has a history of going to snake oil salesmen.

Al Gore’s main expertise is running around the world saying the sky is falling and calling scientists who disagree with him childish names. That is about the entire extent of Algoreism from its dank beginning until he finally catches exposure due to global cooling.

To really embrace Algoreism you have to be one or a combination of the following: in it for the money - gullible - brainwashed - power hungry - a politician - or a pagan trying to appease mother Gaia.

‘Algoreism’ For the Masses - HUMAN EVENTS

And to bust the scientific consensus myth altogether, Lawrence Solomon’s new book “The Deniers” shines the light on many famous scientists who are not in lockstep. We’re talking people like Prof. Hendrik Tennekes, director of research at the Royal Netherlands Meteorological Institute, and Dr. Antonino Zichichi, the man who discovered nuclear antimatter.

These are scientists possessed of incredible intellects. And yet, Algoreism holds that they should be treated as pariahs. We already HAVE a consensus; we do not need any more research, studies or opinion. Under Algoreism, the discussion is therefore ended and the time has come to start confiscating anything that contributes to the “reality” of Global Warming.

Say goodbye to your SUV, your pickup, your lawnmower, your gas grill — just about anything that makes life worth living. Prepare for $10 per gallon gasoline — if you can get it at all. In fact, under the tenants of Algoreism, everything will cost more and there will be less of it. But you shouldn’t worry because the earth’s fever will go away and government will take care of you. The government will give you what you need and the old pleasures of life will soon be forgotten.