The Area 51 solution to illegal border crossings.

If Chuck Norris were the head of Homeland Security we would really have homeland security. The Area 51 solution would punch the lights out of the drug runners and terrorists coming across our borders.

Border fence fiasco

If these solutions don’t stop the tides of illegal flow in and out of our borders, a friend of mine has a Texas-tough alternative and answer to replace the government’s virtual fence failure. In fact, he says, we don’t need a security fence at all. All we need to do is to post signs and position manned trucks at key points, just like our government does at Area 51, the top secret military airfield in remote central Nevada, around which there are no fences or walls. There is never a breach or unwanted border crossing there, at least that we hear about! And why? Because the boundary sign reads and is never questioned, “Warning: Use of deadly force authorized.”