This is pretty good stuff. Yeah, my title contains a pun. A guy has to have some fun with this messiah of Oprah’s inner space cadets.

Jonah Goldberg

A messiah in our midst?

Before we answer that question, let me vent for a moment. In 2000 I was cruelly denied the Pulitzer
despite being the only columnist in America to ask the pressing question: Is Al Gore an alien? The evidence was there for all to see. He was born nine months after the mysterious alien sighting at Roswell, N.M. His weird syntax and verbal rhythms are otherworldly. He often refers to “earth” or “this planet” as if he’s just passing through, and he once angrily complained to the Washington Post that it had printed a picture of the earth from outer space “upside down.”

There is no “upside down” in space — unless Gore had his childhood view in mind.

At least I’m not in the wilderness this time. Lots of people have pondered the possibility that Barack is our Divine Redeemer. There are Web sites dedicated to the question “Is Barack Obama the Messiah?” Google that question and you’ll get more than 35,000 hits. (Enter just the words “Messiah” and “Obama” and you’ll get nearly 10 times that.)

But there’s more concrete evidence. Since Obama declared his candidacy, there have been remarkably few biblical plagues. And lions and lambs seem open to bilateral negotiations.

Obama’s apostles are hard to dismiss. Oprah simply calls him “The One,” because “we need politicians who know how to be the truth.” (Jesus says in John 14:6 “I am the way, the truth …”) Oprah goes on to say Obama will help us “evolve to a higher plane,” which would put Obama in the role of our Intelligent Designer.

Wright on, Ann Coulter!


Obama campaign gives up on finding ‘Mr. Wright’

Rev. Wright also put into context his church giving an award to fellow Obama supporter Louis Farrakhan by saying: “He is one of the most important voices in the 20th and 21st century. That’s what I think about him. … I am not going to put down Louis Farrakhan.”

Why did Rev. Wright’s supporters think it would be helpful to hear longer versions of the “snippets”?

Curiously, Rev. Wright complained that “everybody wants to paint me as if I’m anti-Semitic because of what Louis Farrakhan said 20 years ago” – especially those damn East Coast, money-grubbing Jews, he carelessly added. This from a man whose entire oeuvre is based on reveling in what happened in this country 250 years ago.

Carla of “More Books and Things” just did post 1000. Congratulations Carla, the post is fitting for such a landmark,The post speaks of those who often appear on our blogs and email’s in bunny suits. They are quite good at getting those doing God’s work on the Internet to follow them down long rabbit trails to waste their time. I suggest we set traps for these near sighted creatures and cage them and ship them to the troll freak show.

Do not fear Carla you are doing a fine job getting out what you learn in books and things and you are doing us all a valuable service.

clipped from morebooksandthings.blogspot.com I’ve been told many things by trolls who hide under my blog bridge waiting for my next post. They’ve humbly told little old me, of the lowly brown blog, to get humble, get a life, that I am spreading hate, playing God and don’t know my history (even though I don’t claim to be a historian). I’ve been called a false prophet with a pope syndrome, a self-appointed ombudsman of Christianity, among those who wear blinkers and are incapable of seeing anything but their views and obsessed with ‘defending’ almighty God. I’ve been told to go read my Bible (I do, thankyou), that I have the most unbiblical blog EVER and that I am part of a narrow minded circle with a disturbing view of Jesus and the “truth” that has become the most EXCLUSIVE religion known to mankind.

I think Ann Colter has McCain figured out. I wonder why many conservative Republicans have not caught on?

clipped from www.worldnetdaily.com John McCain is Bob Dole minus the charm, conservatism and youth. Like McCain, pollsters assured us that Dole was the most “electable” Republican. Unlike McCain, Dole didn’t lie all the time while claiming to engage in Straight Talk.Of course, I might lie constantly too, if I were seeking the Republican presidential nomination after enthusiastically promoting amnesty for illegal aliens, Social Security credit for illegal aliens, criminal trials for terrorists, stem-cell research on human embryos, crackpot global warming legislation and free speech-crushing campaign-finance laws. I might lie too, if I had opposed the Bush tax cuts, a marriage amendment to the Constitution, waterboarding terrorists and drilling in Alaska.

The show “Flamethrower” sounds rather interesting. In its first week it mocks Islam. Some might consider that to be rather unchristian. However, the Christian thing to do is to expose the control freak demonic cult named Islam for what it is before more people get sucked into it. Pretending that Islam is a religion of peace that leads people to God is a lie and a mockery of the truth.

I think when these things air we can expect the usual reaction from those brainwashed by this cult. Their irrational actions will only prove the point.

clipped from http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=59848 A new, cutting-edge, political TV show will challenge Islam with biting humor tomorrow night, placing the face of the prophet Muhammad onto a cookie and then having it eaten on camera. “We’re going to take a stand and say Muhammad’s face is delicious,” said Molotov Mitchell, the 28-year-old incendiary creator and host of “Flamethrower,” a program described as a low-budget, gritty cross between the “The Daily Show,” “The Colbert Report,” and “The View” if Ann Coulter were the producer. “This is religious and culinary history in the making.” The theme of this week’s episode is “All Things Islam,” as panelists take on the faith of Muslims in a no-holds-barred fashion.

I know your all dying to know what will happen in the year 2008. Maybe I should not have used the word “dying” It could be taken as a prediction. Anyway, here is Doug Powers predictions for 2008.

“President-elect Fred Thompson begins penning an inaugural speech that will contain no less than 10 famous quotes from his movies, including “I suppose you’re going to tell me what all the hubbub’s about,” “They’re going to be dropping on the White House Lawn” and “Russians don’t take a dump without a plan, son.”

Ann Coulter makes a pretty good case why no conservative would be singing the same tune as the Huckster

“Huckabee is a compassionate conservative” only in the sense that calling him a conservative is being compassionate.”

“He supports a nationwide smoking ban anyplace where people work,
constitutional protection for sodomy, big government, higher taxes and
government benefits for illegal aliens. According to my calculations, that
puts him about three earmarks away from being Nancy Pelosi.”

WorldNetDaily: There’s a Huckabee born every minute: “As far as I can tell, it’s mostly secular liberals swooning over Huckabee. Liberals adore Huckabee because he fits their image of what an evangelical should be: stupid and easily led.”

Huckabee is a sheep in liberal clothing. Sheep are stupid and easily led. Of course he would still be better than any democrat in the race, they are stupid in liberal’s clothing.

WorldNetDaily: N.Y. Times: Suicide manual for Dems: “Here’s a story that may not have been deemed ‘Fit to Print’: In the six months that ended Sept. 25, the New York Times’ daily circulation was down another 4.51 percent to about a million readers a day. The paper’s Sunday circulation was down 7.59 percent to about 1.5 million readers. In short, the Times is dropping faster than Hillary in New Hampshire. (Meanwhile, the Drudge Report has more than 16 million readers every day.) One can only hope that none of the Democratic presidential candidates are among the disaffected hordes lining up to cancel their Times subscriptions. The Times is so accustomed to lying about the news to prove that ‘most Americans’ agree with the paper, that it seems poised to lead the Democrats – and any Republicans stupid enough to believe the Times – down a primrose path to their own destruction. “

WorldNetDaily: Musharraf: The Tolstoy of the Zulus: Media darling Bhutto returned to Pakistan after fleeing the country following her conviction for corruption as prime minister. Her conviction was later overturned by the corrupt Pakistani Supreme Court, leaving me to ponder, which is worse: being convicted of corruption in a Pakistani court or being exonerated of corruption in a Pakistani court? She was again convicted in a Swiss court of money laundering.
The media adore Bhutto because she went to Harvard and Oxford, which I consider two more strikes against her. A degree from Harvard is prima facie evidence that she’s on the side of the terrorists. I note that Bhutto demonstrates her own deep commitment to democracy by giving herself the title “chairperson for life” of the Pakistan Peoples Party.

“Pakistan doesn’t need Adlai Stevenson right now. It needs Mustafa Kemal Ataturk to impose military rule and drag a country of Islamic savages into the 19th century, as Ataturk did in Turkey. Pakistan’s Ataturk is Gen. Musharraf. To try to force democracy on the differing ‘I hate America’ factions in Pakistan at this stage would be worse than Jimmy Carter’s abandonment of the shah in 1979. It would result in what former Assistant Secretary of State Edward Djerejian called: ‘one man, one vote, one time.’ The difference is: Instead of scimitars, this den of al-Qaida-supporting pederasts will have nukes. “

How Long Before the A.D.L. Kicks Out All its Jews? - HUMAN EVENTS: “Liberal Jews are on a collision course with themselves. They can’t reconcile the survival of Israel with their conception of themselves as liberals. The liberal coalition has turned against them. Jews are out; Khalid Sheikh Mohammed is in. The new king knows not Joseph.”

FrontPage Magazine: “Liberals believe in burning the American flag, urinating on crucifixes and passing out birth control pills to 11-year-olds without telling their parents – but God forbid an infidel touch a Quran at Guantanamo. “

Liberals claim to be terrified that the religious right is going to take over the culture in a country where more than a million babies are exterminated every year, kindergarteners can be expelled from school for mentioning God, and Islamic fascists are welcomed on college campuses while speakers opposed to Islamic fascism are met with angry protests.

If liberals want to face real fascism, try showing up on a college campus and denouncing fascism.

WorldNetDaily: Fred Sawyer and Huckabee Finn: “Conservatives unhappy with our Republican presidential candidates seem to be drifting aimlessly toward Fred Thompson and Mike Huckabee in the misguided belief that these candidates are more conservative than Rudy Giuliani and Mitt Romney. This is like breaking up with Bobby Brown so you can date Phil Spector. “

Thanks for that information Ann Coulter. So who do we now have left to vote for? Perhaps the Republicans need to wipe the whole slate clean and start over with all new candidates. Of course we know they will not do that so Rudy is going to get nominated.

Oh well, where is that third party? When Hillary or Rudy gets elected which state will be the first to secede?

WorldNetDaily: Tase him, bro!: “Contrary to all the blather about “free speech” surrounding Ahmadinejad’s appearance at Columbia, universities in America do not invite speakers who do not perfectly mirror the political views of their America-hating faculties. Rather, they aggressively censor differing viewpoints and permit only a narrow category of speech on their campuses. Ask Larry Summers.

Ahmadinejad complained that the U.S. and a few other “monopolistic powers, selfish powers” were trying to deny Iranians their “right” to develop nukes.

Wild applause.

Ahmadinejad repeatedly refused to answer whether he seeks the destruction of the state of Israel.

Wild applause.

He accused the U.S. of supporting terrorism.
Wild applause.

Only when Ahmadinejad failed to endorse sodomy did he receive the single incident of booing throughout his speech.

WorldNetDaily: Is there a trial lawyer in the house?: “In college, my roommate was in the chemistry lab Friday and Saturday nights while I was dancing on tables at the Chapter House. A few years later, she was working 20-hour days as a resident at Mount Sinai doing liver transplants while I was frequenting popular Upper East Side drinking establishments. She was going to Johns Hopkins for yet more medical training while I was skiing and following the Grateful Dead. Now she vacations in places like Rwanda and Darfur with Doctors Without Borders while I’m going to Paris.

Has anyone else noticed the nonexistence of a charitable organization known as ‘Lawyers Without Borders’?

She makes $380 for an emergency appendectomy, or one-ten-thousandth of what John Edwards made suing doctors like her, and one-fourth of what John Edwards’ hairdresser makes for a single shag cut. Edwards made $30 million bringing nonsense lawsuits based on junk science against doctors. To defend themselves from parasites like Edwards, doctors now pay hundreds of thousands of dollars in medical malpractice insurance every year. “

Nice work Ann. You compared doctors and lawyers quite aptly in the article. People do not realize that the average Doctor of Philosophy in the Government makes as much as a Family Practice Doctor. The Family practice doctor had to work at least 3 more years for slave wages as an intern and resident. Government bureaucrats do little additional training, while a Family Practice Doctor has to do continuing medical education each year often on their own time and money. As you indicated, many doctors do charity work as well, on their own dime. When was the last time you seen a Government bureaucrat taking two weeks unpaid leave and pay for a trip themselves to go help people with their skills in another nation? Most physicians are generally underpaid in this country for the educations they have, the hours they work and the responsibility they have.

FSO Editorials: “Money Won’t Supply Your Soup Spoon” by The Mogambo Guru 09/14/2007: “The good news is that they ‘offered a few more suggestions’ about lessons they learned the last time the Federal Reserve acted like a bunch of buttheads and created the Great Depression by creating too much money and credit:

1. We hope you can sell that foreign car you spent too much money for.
2. Get a good pair of shoes as you will need them to walk from place to place while begging for the jobs you sent overseas. ‘
3. Obtain good negotiating skills, as you will have to go low enough to displace foreigners you have let in to our country illegally because everyone wanted to profit from under-priced labor. 4. Eat right. You don’t think a hospital will waste resources on anyone over 50 do you? They did not back then!’ The funniest and most practical advice was: ‘
5. Obtain a favorite cup and spoon, because even at the soup kitchens of the 1930s, you had to bring your own.’”

WorldNetDaily: Suck it, Hollywood!:
“What is it about these celebrities and their need to bad-mouth Jesus anyway? They’ve been doing it since the 1960s, when John Lennon made that absurd statement about the Beatles being ‘bigger than Jesus.’ Add to that the antics of people such as Madonna, who reportedly planned to mock the crucifixion in a TV special last year. And then there was ‘glam-rock’ star Marilyn Manson telling Spin magazine a few years ago: ‘Hopefully, I’ll be remembered as the person who brought an end to Christianity.’ And now there’s Griffin, who considers herself a ‘militant atheist,’ evidencing the same kind of neurosis. These entertainers are so steeped in their own vanity they can’t see how small, vacuous and classless they really are.”

And perhaps that’s the most telling and cynical thing about celebrities like Griffin. Madonna kisses Britney Spears on stage at the 2003 MTV Video Music Awards, and instantly both of them rise to new heights of popularity. Janet Jackson “accidentally” pops out a breast at the Super Bowl and she’s back on top. Michael Moore produces movies that are full of brazen and provable lies and calls Bush a terrorist, and he’s a hit at the box office as a “documentary producer.”
Celebrities will do and say anything to get noticed and climb that ladder of “success.” (Not to throw a curve ball here, but what does this say about the North American media consumer?)

It is telling, isn’t it? Even though she claims to hate Him – Jesus that is – these Hollywood types still can’t make it without Him. Because let’s face it, folks, without that blasphemous outburst, you’d never have heard of Kathy Griffin.
But now, because of evoking Jesus – in a way – she’s got fame, fortune and that D-list idol, too.
In the end, you almost have to feel sorry for Griffin, because if that award – that deaf, dumb and blind little idol in her hands – is her “god,” what does that say about her and her newfound fame?

Suck it, Hollywood. I’ll worship the living God.

I think it all has something to do with their upbringing. They have the same angelic father who hates Jesus.

Kathy Griffin wins my Demented, Delusional or Dumb Club of the week award for her demented delusional and dumb acceptance speech performance.

Con-grad-u-la-tions….Ka-thy!

You won a D-list idol to worship and my DDD award in the same week. Your daddy will be so D… proud of your D performances.

WorldNetDaily: From the halls of Malibu to the shores of Kennedy: “Now our forces are killing lots of al-Qaida jihadists, preventing another terrorist attack on U.S. soil, and giving democracy in Iraq a chance – and Democrats say we are ‘losing’ this war. I think that’s a direct quote from their leader in the Senate, Harry Reid, but it may have been the Osama bin Laden tape released this week. I always get those two confused. OK, they knew what Petraeus was going to say. But we knew what the Democrats were going to say. If liberals are not traitors, their only fallback argument at this point is that they’re really stupid. “

Drivers risk two years in jail for using their mobile phones the Daily Mail: “Motorists who use a hand-held mobile phone or fiddle with a satellite-navigation system while driving could be jailed for up to two years. Prosecutors have said they could be charged with dangerous driving in a dramatically tougher approach to such offences. Those caught fiddling with an MP3 music player or texting on a mobile at the wheel could also face the charge. “

A ticket “might” be in order but two years in jail? Are all the people in Britain now nuts or are you just going all out to prove that to the world? Big brother in Britain will check your every move through their huge spy system and catch you on camera. How are you going to prove you were not doing some bad driving behavior like fiddling with your music, scratching your butt, blowing your nose, or frowning at their camera?

King David of Israel once pretended he was insane so the Philistines would not kill him. Is Britain now doing the same so the descendants of the Philistines (the terrorists) will leave you alone figuring that Britain is full of harmless loons?

WorldNetDaily: Reno 911: “Not until Bush became president was the media interested in discussing the shortcomings of the attorney general. Whatever flaws Alberto Gonzales has (John Ashcroft has none), we don’t have to go back to the Harding administration to find a worse attorney general. From the phony child abuse cases of the ’80s to the military assault on Americans at Waco, Janet Reno presided over the most egregious attacks on Americans’ basic liberties since the Salem witch trials. These outrageous deprivations of life and liberty were not the work of fanatical right-wing prosecutors, but liberals like Janet Reno. Reno is the sort of wild-eyed zealot trampling on real civil rights that Hillary views as an ideal attorney general, unlike that brute Alberto Gonzales. At least Reno didn’t fire any U.S. attorneys!
Oh wait …
Number of U.S. attorneys fired by Ashcroft: 0
Number of U.S. attorneys fired by Gonzales: 8
Number of U.S. attorneys fired by Reno: 93 “

The Horror! The Horror! The fascists are coming! Or rather, they’re already here, installed in the White House, planning like mad to subvert the Constitution and extend their reign in perpetuity, having first suppressed and eviscerated all opposition and put all of their critics in jail. Thus goes the rant of America’s increasingly unhinged left. If only, sigh many Bush partisans, wondering when this administration will get out of the fetal position and show some fighting spirit. To them, as to most reasonable observers, the White House shows the chronic fatigue of a two-term presidency reaching its final year. Nonetheless, paranoia about what Bush and Co. are up to preys on the minds of many progressives, who have progressed, in this case at least, beyond reason.

You also hear the same rhetoric coming from some on the Right. I have been hearing this stuff since the days of Richard Nixon. I suppose if we elect Ron Paul some will find that he is is really a plant of the Moose Lodge or the Alien Reptilians. Frankly there are a lot of people out there who are on drugs or else need to be on drugs or an increased dose.

Fascism might come one day but it will only come when the American people want it to come. When Americans are willing to give up all their freedoms for security it will evolve into fascism.

For that to happen there will first have to a major threat to America’s security. That probably can only happen if we let terrorists invade our country and let criminal gangsters take over our cities and let perverts set our moral standards.

Yeah, I know we have already let that happen. So come to think of it, maybe fascism is right around the corner. But don’t blame George Bush, blame yourself for electing the people you do to office who do not enforce our laws. When fascism really comes it most likely will not come by George Bush’s secret Skull and Cross Bones Society it more likely will come in under the Far Left side of Hillary’s skirt.

WorldNetDaily: The aquaholics: “A new kind of addiction has become appallingly evident of late in Canada. Whether it has similarly afflicted Americans, I don’t know. But from what traveling I’ve done in the U.S. I would say not. In Canada, you see the victims of it in business meetings, on park benches, in transit buses, shopping malls, among people walking along the street, even in church – everywhere. It’s an addiction to water – bottled water. I think of these unfortunate people as aquaholics. Some of my best friends have become aquaholics. It’s shocking, really, to see the effects of aquaholism. “

Who would have thought 25 years ago the day would soon come when about one in every 10 people would be drinking water out of plastic bottles as they walked along the street, and paying up to two bucks a shot for it?

But I can imagine the guy who first thought of it, looking for investors: “I’ve got this great idea, you see, Charlie. I think there’s a product we could persuade hundreds of thousands, even millions of goon heads all over the country to pay a buck or more a bottle for.”

“Yeah? What’s that?”

“Water! Yes, I said water. You could actually sell bottled water, like a soft drink, and millions of idiots would buy it.”

With just five percent of the money people spend buying something that they can get for free we could have a water spigot on every street corner of the world.

bottled water tastes better than tap water you say? Actually, I hear most of it comes from a tap water source. It must be that plastic container flavor that you like. Anyone want some bottled water from China? “Why is it yellow”, you ask? Oh..it came from the Yellow River. What is that on the bottom anyway?

I think it may be time to start a ten step program for aguaholics. People can actually get drunk on too much water. We also have been told that it is causing global warming. It is not just the process of making all those plastic bottles either. Restrooms are getting overloaded and the Mississippi is starting to run warmer. All that warm “water” heats up the Gulf causing more powerful hurricanes.

We will need rehab centers where all anyone can get to drink is nice cold beer. Then any future irrational behavior by these people would be fully understandable.

WorldNetDaily: President Bush’s resignation speech: “Oh, and by the way, Cheney’s quitting, too. That means Pelosi is your new president. You asked for it. Watch what she does carefully, because I still have a glimmer of hope that there are just enough of you remaining who are smart enough to turn this thing around in 2008. So that’s it. God bless what’s left of America. Some of you know what I mean. The rest of you, kiss off.”