President Donald Trump announced his plan today to create one million new jobs, and reduce energy dependence at the same time. Trump says he plans to build 5,000 mini nuclear casinos all over America. He said that every American should have a casino within walking distance because easy access to casinos should be a basic human right.<\/p>\n
Trump said the mini nuclear reactors will be buried below ground and the casinos would be built on the land above them. This plan is in keeping with his 2012 campaign promise to “Electrify America”. Energy Czar Bill Gates said that all money his company makes off of selling these mini nuclear reactors will be donated to Tony Blair’s “Interfaith Foundation”.<\/p>\n
Gates also said that each mini casino will have free super high-speed internet service so that people in the casinos could game, and play games at the same time. President Trump said the money for building this huge infrastructure project will come from China because he has made it clear to the Chinese that this is the only way in hell that they will ever collect the money that we owe them. The American Indian nation later said they will scalp Donald Trump and hold what they find for ransom.<\/p>\n
Homeland Security chief and kick boxing champion Chuck Norris said today that the Mexican border will be officially closed to unauthorized entry as soon as he finishes kicking out all the bureaucrats that have been standing in the way. He said after he is done, no one will not get across the border without a Trump card.<\/p>\n
Defense Secretary Sarah Barracuda Palin made a surprise visit to American troops fighting in Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Libya, Sudan, Iran, Venezuela, Mexico, Lansing Michigan, and Washington D.C. last week. Palin said the time has come to have a draft, and no, she was not talking about beer.<\/p>\n
U.N. Secretary General Hillary Clinton said the U.N. will pass a resolution that will give Israel the right to exist if Israel agrees to give up all land in the Middle East. U.S. Secretary of State Glenn Beck said that he thinks the Mormons have convinced Israel to move to Utah. Beck said, what probably will clinch the deal, is allowing Israel to build the third Temple in Independence Missouri.<\/p>\n
Pastor Rick Warren shocked his congregation today when he announced that he was taking a position at the Vatican as chief adviser to Pope Peter II. The Pope said this will do more to unite Christianity than anything since the inquisitions. Warren said the Church needed a united front to stop the damage to the global world order coming from Christian fundamentalism.<\/p>\n
Former disgraced U.S President Barack Obama and President of Kenya said, “April fool America”. I was really born right here, ha ha.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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